If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
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